1. Do you insist that everyone should be outside as soon as the sun comes out?
2. Did you moan about people choosing to stay inside to watch the Wimbledon final instead of going outside?
3. Have you been sunburned already this year? Bonus points if you posted a picture of it to a social networking site with a caption similar to "four hours in the park, look at my tan lines!" or "fell asleep on the beach after too many lagers".
4. Is hayfever 'not a big deal'?
5. On Sunday, despite the south coast being hotter than Peru, Brazil, Egypt and Spain and you living a bit further north where temperatures were at least 5 degrees lower, did you express your disdain at people finding it hard to cope in the heat?
6. Are you confident with your body and do not understand why everyone can't just 'slip into a bikini' or take their t-shirt off to cool down?
7. Do you find it easy to regulate your temperature therefore never having had a panic attack after overheating and finding it hard to breathe?
8. Do you have air conditioning in your bedroom so regardless of the temperature outside you can sleep with ease?
9. Is sunscreen for wimps?
10. Have you been to Iceland and stocked up on disposable barbecues and multiple cheap burger/
If you answered 'yes' to three or more of those questions then CONGRATULATIONS - you are a
Prizes include:
An overwhelming inflated ego
Being a massive bell-end
The personality of a wooden spoon
Dry, peeling skin (bonus points if you burned a mole - who doesn't love skin cancer)
Accelerated ageing process
Dehydration
Sickness and dizzy spells from sunstroke
Enjoy your future.
Have a nice day now!
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